Gwar - White Boy Can't Dance lyrics

Performed by GWAR side project "MC Rythmless and Gang Bang" Da Runt: Yo y'all, ladies and gentlemen, mothers and the f**ers, Gang Bang is in da motherf**in house, so give a step off for MC Rhythmless MC Rythmless: I'm like most humans but I'm not ya see I was built in the Glomco factory Programmed my raps on a computer chip Put them in my head with a pair of vice grips I'm a robot MC named Rhythmless Laying down my rap before you try to dis The way I look? they way I dance I'm gonna rock the house down if you give me a chance Cause I'm better than Terminator, smooth like Hammer You can rent a car from hunky-b but it really won't matter Cause MCR is here to bust a move Gonna get down to it on top of this groove G Credit: You slither round stage trying to steal the show Well listen up punk cause there's something that ya don't know My name's G Credit the leader of the group Ya better show me something cause your payment's overdue You're a white bread rhythmless Vanilla Ice copy It's too bad punk that you're steppin out sloppy You better find your beat and the moves to hit it Take your a** round stage 'for I stick my back up in it G Credit: White boy, white boy Roundboy: White boy can't dance G Credit: White boy, white boy Roundboy: White boy can't dance MC Rhythmless: What do you mean I can't dance? Stand back and let me show you my moves Roundboy: Uh, what's he doin? G Credit: You call that dancin? Da Runt: Man call that WOO WOO! he's having an epileptic fit MC Rhythmless: Lady Dee, show this fool what time it is Roundboy: Oh yeah Lady Dee: 'Who the hell are you?' Well I'm Lady Dee You wanna sing a verse better come and see me s**in up the spotlight it's rightfully mine That robot can't dance and he wish he could rhyme Got a problem with Dee? Huh, I'll solve it I'll snip off your dick like Lorena Bobbit Wanna throw down with Gang Bang I don't think that you're able Now let's inspect your cable Da Runt: a**hole, black cold p**y a** c*nt b**h is too sleazy, they're calling on Da Runt Roundboy: C'mon Runt, they're supposed to do that, you know that Da Runt: Okay Motherf**in dick slap cum spattered ho ?? tit b**h s** a? ?? vagina in the cunnilingus ?? flopean ramma jamma penis G Credit: White boy, white boy Roundboy: White boy can't dance G Credit: White boy, white boy Roundboy: White boy can't dance G Credit: Teck 9, cap that motherf**er liner notes from BalSac: These two songs were meant to be the soundtrack to a comic book by GWAR slave Matt Maguire. It is the story of a robot (created by Glomco) who was built to be a rap star that the record company could control. He was teamed up with Gang Bang to give him street credibility. The gangsta rappers revolt and attack the robot. It ended up being just bad white boy rap. The Players: Matt Maguire- MC Rhythmless (lyrics) Derks- Da Runt, DJ Jerry C (sequencing, sampling, lyrics) Brad Roberts- G Credit (lyrics) Melanie Mandel- Lady D Scott Wolfe- MC Oreo Mike Dunn- (additional programming)