Gwar - Mexican Prick Fish lyrics

Mexican prick fish Mexican prick fish Mexican prick fish Mexican prick fish (Note: on the CD, the track also includes "SFW Sessions Pt. 1") BalSac: Ole`, Ole` Oderus: You got to be hard, you got to be all hard BalSac: f**in' A, esse`, f**in sh** rollin', man? f**in' rollin' man? Oderus: To make it in this world you got to be hard BalSac: Shut the f** up esse` Oderus: The oldest (?) ?: Si, el moro Oderus: Come on, punto. Do it f**face. (drum intro from SFW starts, then ends. Tape cuts, then resumes in the middle of SFW, but they screw it up) ?: Tapes still rolling Oderus: Hey esse`, you f**ed up real good BalSac: s** my prick fish, f**o ?: Tape's still rolling, a**hole! Oderus: Hey f**o, you can... Hey f**o... BalSac: s** my goddamn prick fish, you motherf**er Oderus: Your punto a** is mine BalSac: You spick (tape cuts, resumes with drum intro for SFW starting) BalSac: Alright, alright Oderus: Back off the juice motherf**er, I think you had a little too much to drink (intro continues until the ba** starts to kick in, then they screw up) Oderus: You f**ing s** my prick, okay, f** you. ?: You guys ready now? Oderus: I been ready, what's your problem?.. Okay, I will. (SFW drum intro starts again briefly, then stops. BalSac begins playing "Over The Hills And Far Away") Oderus: Cut the sh** esse`, the f**ing Led Zeppelin stuff is beginning to make me mad, you know, I have to go for my gat and spray you. You know, speckle you with my f**ing love, my gun, my love gun. BalSac: f**ing moron, you don't know sh** about f**ing tuning, I'm f**ing tuning Oderus: My love gun is not something to be, you know, to be taken less seriously than maybe the gland of a huge elephant. BalSac: You want it to f**ing sound out of tune man, is that the what you want? Oderus: You know, you think that maybe a huge cannon, maybe could take on my prick, you have to be thinking maybe a little wrong... BalSac: f** it, alright f**o, f**o, hey f**o, shut your f**ing hole you prick Oderus: You know that my prick is making f**ing (?) holes BalSac: Yeah spick, call me a prick, you're a spick prick. Oderus: Maybe I'll speckle you with my filthy potato up my Mexican prick fish dick okay BalSac: Hey f** you f**o Oderus: So get on with it BalSac: You wanna do this or what? ?: The tape, she's a rolling Oderus: Do it you f**, you f** f** ?: Where's our drummer? BalSac: Wake up Oderus: He's tired, he hurt his back BalSac: Awww, baby Oderus: He's been f**ing too hard. Our f**ing drummer's been f**ing too much. He's f** drunk. He's f** drunk you f**. Quit waiting. Get it right or I'm getting pissed. Yeah, hi bud, number one, take it away f**er. BalSac: Shut up for a second and let him start the f**ing song. Oderus: I'm not saying sh**. ?: What song we doing? BalSac: So f**ing What Oderus: It don't matter what song BalSac: Get up Oderus: Hey, the pizza's here BalSac: Shut up (tape cuts here, starts again with the band playing the end of an improvised version of a Mexican sounding oldies song ("Dream Lover", I think), with Oderus singing) Oderus: ...kick his a** now, I'd like to kick his a** now, I'd like to kick his a** right now, I want to kick his f**ing aaaaaa**sss. (song ends) BalSac: ...f** around man Oderus: You had all day to tune. BalSac: You don't understand man Oderus: You had all day to tune BalSac: You been tuning all f**ing day Oderus: You can tune all f**ing day BalSac: You're a f**ing maniac man Oderus: Dude, dude BalSac: You don't know sh** about music, dude, you don't know sh**, man Oderus: Dude, tape's rolling, f** BalSac: Shut up, you ready Oderus: Do it (tape cuts here, resumes with the band playing the end of Krak Down) BalSac: Why are we wasting our tape with this crap? It's f**ing crap man, what the f** are we doing? Oderus: Look, we had it and we lost it, okay, we had it and we lost it, you can't, no look, no f** you... BalSac: Why are we wasting our time with this, we've already got it on album Oderus: You can't f**ing make a cherry out of a turd, that's all there is to it. BalSac: No, shut the f** up, shut the f** up man Oderus: You can't make a cherry out of a turd, we had it earlier, everything was nice, things were going good, you guys weren't f**ing up, and you guys weren't making a bunch of f**ing noise, I was funny and you guys weren't even there, you were in the room laughing, now you wanna get cute, you wanna get cute? You wanna come out here and f**in' teach me my business? Let me tell you about my business Balsac: There ain't nothin' cute about sh**. Oderus: You don't know nothin' about my business. My business is my f**ing business, so f** you. BalSac: You don't know a f**ing thing about cute about sh**. Oderus: Hey, let's get drunk. Let's get f**ed up. Can we just get drunk?