Gwar - Don's Bong Is Gone lyrics

(band is drunk and playfully arguing during the SFW sessions) Oderus: You want me to be funny? You want me to be funny? BalSac: Hey, I got a request, I got a request Oderus: What? BalSac: Let's do "Don's Bong Is Gone" Oderus: Don's... Bong... BalSac: Please, just once Oderus: You guys can't do it BalSac: Come on, Dong's... Don's Bong Is Gone, do it Oderus: You gotta let the vocal part start, and then you guys build up then you slowly fade out, okay, it's easy to do. Silence. Then the vocals start, okay, then Derks starts with the vocals, then we sing a little bit together and then slowly the music works in, yeah (ba** line starts) Oderus (mumbling): ...to tell a story that is deeper... Where do I begin To tell a story of a love that never wins I've, uh, oh f** (screws up the line) Where do I start? Where do I begin To tell a story that is deeper than the sea To tell of something that you did to me How do I start? Where did I go wrong When you began something that was more than a song I thought I knew you when you s**ed upon my schlong Where did it go? Don's bong is gone Where did you go now that you've lost it all When you looked and you turned away, I know Yes I know, I know, I know I know that you will never come back to me When you looked away Don's bong is gone Don's bong is gone Don's bong is gone Don's bong is gone Don's bong is gone, gone, gone Took me, take me... You don't understand, you don't understand You don't understand, you don't understand You don't understand, you don't understand You don't understand, you don't understand What you did to me BalSac: Thank you and goodnight, I hope we pa**ed the audition. Oderus: What do you know? f**, sh**.