Gwar - The Salaminizer lyrics

Here's a little something from a God to a slave, I never should of been let out the f**ing microwave! We're on this planet and we're running a muck, I should give a sh** but I don't give a f**! Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad. I need a mother-f**ing s**adickalickalong! Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew. You don't wanna f**ing f** me? I'll f** you! This is your a**, and I'm in it. My man s**y will f** you up in a minuet. With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless. Then I'll f** your a** till its rimless! [Chorus:] Oh! You humans always screaming! Oh! As you s**le on my semen! Oh! And the sh** is always steamin' A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer. But you can call me the salaminizer Give unto give unto give unto give unto My life is a luxury, so filled with hate. I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate. From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5. Back on the road, its no lie.... Stupid f**ing humans pay money to die! Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage I only s** the souls that are underage. [Repeat Chorus]