Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log Corny Cobb Bag dang ding dong Slap a dappy wiggy wam Sex Cow! Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals with you Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals with you I got you got you Down in the dark where the wild things grow We're in there where the people don't go Licking and sticking and piercing the pud Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud We don't care what the people say Every day is tree frog day Still they say we live in scuz land But that's where I met my cuzband Sex Cow! I'm in love with a crazy s** cow Baby I don't even know your name Once you love s** cow Ain't nothing gonna be the same You're just a s** cow s** cow