Gwar - Mr. Perfect lyrics

[Intro] Oh my God Oh my goodness Please Please don't k** me Please Please [Verse 1] When it came, it came quickly, and it came with no warning The end of the world none were left for the mourning Except the ones who had gone underground As the surface-dwellers died they could barely hear the sound Maybe the human race had time to scream As the blackness came to their blue-sky dream Everything came to an end that night And you would die of fright if you didn't die outright It was just another day when the air burned away And the sky was on fire and stayed that way There was little left but somehow you survived Though it was a couple hundred years til you could go outside Dying all the time Eating rocks and clay Maybe you'd be happier With your body burned away [Chorus] Perfect! Perfect! Perfect Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P Perfect [Verse 2] Did you ever have a nightmare and it turned into a dream But then it went the other way and that time it made you scream Did you ever take a life when it's pulsing red and hot Then you wouldn't, then you would Then you will, then you think you'd rather not Have you ever felt you haven't when you found out that you had Then you did then you didn't and it made you really mad Have you been on the air but felt all alone When you copied the curse and they drilled you like a drone [Chorus] [Verse 3] Gazing into the future What visions do I see? Two unblinking eyes f**ing staring back at me His people call him perfect but I can see his fraud The latest losing edition of the latest man-made God It was quite a shock when you ran out of time You thought you'd go to heaven where everything is fine Because all that you lived for - it became a lie But Mr. Perfect loves it cause he lives for you to die He's coming through time to chop off my balls Drain them of juice and nail them to the wall Feeds on his followers Wherever they are But the ultimate feast is When he dines on GWAR Gives him the power to swallow the sun Then he'll be all alone, then he'll be the only one [Outro] I swear defiance And non-compliance To the bloody black flag Of the United State Of DEATH And to the abyss By which we stand We defy you We deny you As you spread ignorance and futility to all