Gruf - Make Noise lyrics

[Verse One: John Smith] He's Pip Vicious I'm Johnny Rotten We got Flossin' Roddy and Dandy Kaufman Diesel G-ruf and DJ Sneeze B He make the beat brah, please believe me [Pip Skid] Tear beats apart like I lost the remote Throw a fit like Puff over the cost of a boat Get, tossed in a mote, life ain't so sunny You wanna make requests, then you'll write 'em on money [mcenroe] Enough with the tales of the wack and the sh**ty Because I heard there's a sale down in spatula city You're pa**ion is iffy while my fashion is spiffy When the check is in the mail then I'm cashing it quickly [Gruf] We're keeping it cranked up, Winnipeg frankfurters Hunting on Yanks, fish tank from a stank river We know no boundaries, proud to rock a crowd with ease Make you squint like Sour T's right before you power Z's [Yy] I got a few beers, that I be sip in a week I got a new ear, a new way of hearing a beat I had a career, afraid it wasn't paying which means I have to do here, which doesn't need explaining to me [John Smith] We're the genuine articles Garden gnomes Sprawled on a lawn of starter homes Rapping and scratching That there's the hardest jones Balding and battling Hat hair, you're not alone Huh [mcenroe] We'll leave you unemployed like Joyce DeWitt We know that it wasn't your choice to quit Forgotten as your episodes are all erased And no one tuned in for your fall from grace [Gruf] We welcome you to the shindig As we dig at your shin It's figurative, scribble this out, get a bib Let the kids out, get a big couch but never pig out [Pip Skid] Why you wanna bother with the sh** that you talk? You mumble cause of the co*k, yo we spit where you walk And it fit in the lock, see we hold the key Like Rick Moranis and Sigourney [Yy] Displace not a word that we said Study it like it was your head Make a map for the direction you're led Take a nap and you'll be asking your friend What? When when? Points what luck led them up and in [John Smith] I roll joints as fat as a baby's finger Light it in a bus shack and let the hazy linger Thread in the red when we break for dinner If I'm bent, them I'm fed, then it's danger for ya [Pip Skid] I'm a public embarra**ment like Ray Benzino Thing for older women women especially Filipino We know, that you know nothing about rap Cause you're about as dumb as a bag of cats [mcenroe] Not nice but the game is tight Let's roll dice for the naming rights Why chastise such a lonely ba*tard? It's the rap life that you know we mastered [Gruf] I'm all in gravel, highly flammable like flannel though Guess you could say I'm like Animal stressing mechanical Causing hazards for the average Joe without the antidote But watch me stand afloat letting all the madness splash about [Pip Skid] You're raps drop plain and look like stick figures While we rock beats that's fresh as Pick Withers Ask around they'll tell you that Pip delivers You're part time and s** sh** like Joan Rivers [mcenroe] Cold if you let up Fooled in a set up Schooled like a rookie, forgot to keep your head up Next thing you know you've been knocked like Lindros Not even [?] pissy foe who's been tossed [Yy] (Who's that coming to dinner?) (Someone we know) Let an outside into the crew like "how could he know" A younger rapper by way of your brother's records The crew is almost through breaking bread, I'm having seconds [Scratch Hook] "Me and my boys, we make noise" - Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock 'Joy And Pain'