Gröûp X - Idioth lyrics

-Blade, listen to thait. -Okay, what? -I'm going to the doctorate, right? -Mmm Hmm? -And my-- and he's telling me I haive this problem weef my fronthead, when I'm touching it it does like thait: (bing!) -Oh, Crapshaitt! -Oh daim! -You and I mowst haive been drinking out of the saime cup, you know? -We daid. -Because, when I haive a saime problem, weef a laidie, she goes to towch the testiclides, and it maikes a sounde laike thais: (bang!) -Oh, that is sounding like the saime sound owf my fronthead laike thais: (bing!) -Oh, crowtch, the saime as your fronthead laike thais!: (bang!) -You mean laike thais?: (bing!) Yais. (bang!) Let me tell you about American Idioth I-D-I-D-O-T-H heres a couponette for an punch to the face We break off your legs, put you in a sweetcase You'd better run fast like a dog and cat chase I am the dog, you are the cat How you like that? (biggity baseball bat) Hit to the head with a hard piece of bread like, Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo doo Now you dead I hate you so much I take your mother on a date and telling her she's paying and i'm eating five steaks I guess you to mess on us was a mistake But you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H I-D-I-D-O-T-H (your faice look laike shaith) Come and get a punch to your face I-D-I-D-O-T-H Time for to get a punch to the face I-D-I-D-O-T-H (you're a dope without brothers or sisters!) Oh look, a punch to your face I-D-I-D-O-T-H Time for get to a punch to your face Wink 152 and Backshott Babies, We bite you in the leg like a cat with rabies Take all your ladies and make them to pay late-fees At superstacies and still make them hate me! Cat Rock you try to sing but you cant Maybe because you forgot to put deoderant Now Brittany Spaiks want you to go on a date Becuase you're an I-D-I-D-O-T-H I-D-I-D-O-T-H (You have a stupid face!) Come to get a punch to your face I-D-I-D-O-T-H Time for get to a to for punch to your face I-D-I-D-O-T-H (Stuffed weef cat tongue, Yes?) A punch to your face! I-D-I-D-O-T-H Guess what? It's time for a punch to your face I-D-I-D-O-T-H You say your pets make on the stock trades And your mother said OH WHAT HAPPENED? when you came home You got peuted and puked and abuseded Cuz we beat you in a Lexter Hubert Head goes under our foot like shoedirt We saw your girlfriend and do it in her blue skirt We make your car on the street like backword We kick you harder than washington packers So, please take a letter for a punch to the face Nothing could be better than a punch to the face You not very good like Puff Doggie and Lace So take off your socks and jump off of the race Have another punch to you face GO TELL YOUR MOTHER YOU GOT PUNCHED IN DA FACE!!