Friend1: hey slade! Friend2: shiggity shiggity shwa... Friend1: guess what idiot Friend2: what you did today? Friend1: uh... Friend2: wrong! Friend1: hey i got a new super 88 (adhd) system Friend2: you did not Friend1: swear to god. i got it at chunky's for two dollars eh Friend2: oh yeah, let me see it wow Friend1: yeah, you like that - idiot! i got it. you don't Friend2: shut up. got game? Friend1: hey guess what. it has new game Friend2: what game? Friend1: i want to play it. it's called mario twins Friend2: they look the same. wow! Friend1: good guys. they look so god damn like the same person. i would say to them, "you want ice cream cone?" both of them say yes. how in the hell?! Friend2: they are twins Friend1: both of them. hey lets play it. ready? Friend2: it goes... ...then the fun begins (technically this is not the album released song from stepping on the crowtch owf your amercain presdaint) but, most people heard this, so ill let it slide... for now