Grip Grand - Superrapper lyrics

Faster than a speeding bullet More powerful than a locomotive Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, It's Superman! (Super raps) I'm like a cross between Mighty Mouse and Underdog (Super raps) No need to wonder, dog Grip Grand Flyin' through the air (Winnin' competition with super raps) Superrapper, The Right Fist of Justice The Left Hand of gettin' you and your man's name on the VIP club list I'm faster than a blunt gets lit at a reggae show Capable of not being heard about on the radio I'm able to stop a speeding bullet by being shot I've got the power to run away if a superthug won't put his gun away That's all the trade secrets I'm gonna say Or the union will take my pension away My la**o makes rappers act like they know Hit a s**er right below the belt with my dirty mind-melting psychic flow Toxic exposure caused the mic to glow brightly My brain stem regenerates nightly (Hahaha, come fight me) But I battle blabbermouth bad guys and banshees Standin' upright like the Andes To land these uppercuts, s**er punchin' combos, and eye-jammies While flyin' around in my jammies (super raps) It was Tuesday, I was flyin' through the outer limits Tryin' to find a way to get ahead in rap without a gimmick But I couldn't quite get it and so I quit 'n got a new bag And now it says "I'd rather be thugging" on my doo-rag My gold teeth were resistant to beef, but I got platinum ones Now my records in rotation like Gatling guns I attacked Mr. Freeze just to get iced out I s** rocks with my five-mic mouth I got a homing chip stitched in my piece So when I'm trapped in the midst of the beast My sidekick can quickly track me down and get me released He just homes on the beeps, and brings tons o' guns That's the code of the streets But when they get here, I might melt 'em down with heat vision 'Cuz I love bein' a rapper, but I'd rather keep livin' It's a decision I make, it might hurt my street cred when they find out I eat the tofu and wheat bread What? (Winnin' competition with super raps) Man, this is the stupidest song I've ever heard Straight SOS (Winnin' competition with super raps) Need to cut that sh** off, it's too dumb (Winnin' competition with super raps) Too dumb (Winnin' competition with super raps) Retarded, Straight retarded