Grip Grand - ABCDEFJAM lyrics

"OK, cla**, let's settle down. Everybody take out your text books. Turn with me to page one..." ABCDEFG "The first lesson..." Grip Grand is the Letterman "Letters of the alphabet." Alphabetical like AZ, amazingly amusing 'em Arranging the acquisition of mics and then abusing 'em Broadcast in Broakland, boom boom Block-bully blacktop If I say it right to your face, it's not really back-talk Crush-the-comp crackpot that's Coo Coo like Cal is Corvallis to the Cow Palace, chow challenge Come close, but don't deny my dose is dangerously damaging Danglin', hangin' in there like a champ or barely managing Doped up, exceptional, excellent, eat my vegetables Ever singe eighty-something exhaling essential essences Eff it, I found it fitting the West is right where the freshness is Follow the leader and swallow all of his messages Or go get your own Grip Grand goes One for your man with a pipe in his hand like Commando The hard-bargain driver, half-ounce inhaler The houseguest who's still on your couch six months later I insist my intentions were innocent when I invented it Inspect the verse, I spit a full clip's worth instead of Just jaw-jostling s**ers, Judo, Jujitsu Jack-knife rap that juts out your chest when it hits you Kinda the king of this kickin' it on a k**er tune Ladies love lyrics lounge lab in my living room Or Kind of the king of that kerrang on a k**er beat Long lasting lyrics got legs like a millipede Meant to exceed the most ma**ively mental MCs Went to MDs To minimize my mental disease Military music make men to Marines I don't get the green, nope Nice and fresh like a nectarine Nestling in a nook you might nearly not notice me But if you look close, though, I'm right where I'm s'posed to be O, it's no obstacle for obsolete raps to go hospital The bad operation's not optional I opt to go off 'cuz you s** like an Otter Pop popsicle Pop rap is cool? It's not possible Please quit with the quickness Or, quiet as kept, I'ma stick this porcupine quill right in my neck No question, that's quite quotable, on a quest for the quality I'm R-ravishing, like I won the lottery Relax the rivalry, robbery, really dog I'm on a roll like a chili dog Grip's Silly Symphony, sent to be the most superb specimen Super-herb rappers smacked down like pro wrestling That's a little too simple, but suffice it to say I spit a pretty stiff sentence to lift your toupee Touche, the tough talk is too trite, trifling, tragedy Travesty, like the Twin Towers toppling tragically Useful utility, unique yet ubiquitous Ugh, nice verse Burst a vein from the viciousness Victory, another win for me Winter wonderland to Summer Jam, Gab Wino works on his winning spree X-rated or G & G What marks the spot? I'm a xenophobe, I don't talk to strangers a lot Yes yes, y'all, not the Youngest in Charge, I guess It's Yours Don't Play With My Yo-Yo What's wrong, you forget yours? Zero in, zone coaster, get your trees Zips to the head, slip into bead, get some Z's...