I've got the beat I've got the booze There's no one doin' the limbshake As f*cked up as I do My way of jerkin' round Is kind of unique in town But what I'm really proud of Is my unmolested top ten breakdown Do the pavement tango The h**n pogo Do the needle mambo Everybody in the whole damn ghetto Do the pavement tango The h**n pogo Do the needle mambo Sister sells her p**y To afford herself a trip Around the clock on duty She won't find a plug to fit Casual urge to defecate Pretty under control Itching heels, tattering hips Waitin' for gettin' balled