Griffin Birney - "Just Had a Good Talk with Dad..." lyrics

[ALISON] September 15 Just had a good talk with Dad, and I feel so much better! Underline, underline, underline I'm going to spend four years reading books and drawing And I feel so relieved to let go of the insane idea that I'm supposed to throw myself out into the world— [MEDIUM ALISON] —It's not the world anyway It's Oberlin College [ALISON] Wow. I had no idea what was coming [BRUCE] Sorry the kids must have been cleaning in here Uh this is the one we spoke about, the cherry—quite popular [PETE] This? [BRUCE] Uh, also quite popular Why don't we take the brochures into the office where you can look them over and— [PETE] So you say we won't see any other bruises? [BRUCE] No, no We remove all signs of trauma Don't worry, Pete She will look very peaceful [PETE] Thank you. Thanks, Bruce [BRUCE] Of course. Uh, shall we? [PETE] No... I'll, uh, I'll just take these home [BRUCE] Good idea. Take them home, look them over, and give me a call Pete, get some rest Kids! Get out of there! Now! [JOHN] When you break your neck, is it just like "crack" you're instantly dead? [SMALL ALISON] You guys, we gotta practice our commercial [CHRISTIAN] Yeah, we messed it up before [JOHN] Should we start from the top? [CHRISTIAN] Yeah [JOHN] Wait, should we say "Fun Home"? We only call it that in the family [SMALL ALISON] It's our commercial We can do what we want [JOHN] I guess it's okay Places everybody! [SMALL ALISON] Fun Home commercial—Take seven-million-billion-thousand!