Greydon Square - Here's Why I Don't Believe... lyrics

... probability or atheism Here's one of the reasons why I don't believe: Imagine this story, about a man Who's, I don't know, working in the field or something one day (Yeah) And he starts to hear voices What if you heard this story I know this guy who started to hear voices And the voices told him to k** his son, on top of a rock [laughing] Bring your son to this hilltop, place him on a rock, and k** him Uhh, okay, I'll do that (yeah, it's so absurd) And then let's say this guy actually does that And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy! I can't believe he's in the charge of children" So then, (yeah) he's about to k** this boy About to strike down and all of a sudden the voices are like "Sike! Yeah, I don't want you to k** him I just want you to rip the tip of his penis off" (And you're like "oh, that's so much better That makes perfect sense") Oh my god, you must have created the universe! Holy sh**!