GrewSum - Cliche lyrics

[Verse 1] The best f**in' CD ever that's what I just created I know there's a lot of haters, that been hangin' out to hate it Here you go, hate it now, man I'm giving you permission I ain't come to play around better hand a damn petition Through your town if you wanna shut us down Start this [?] sound but in minute you wish you would stuck around It's about to go worldwide, that's right That's tight like a f**ing speedo on that meth guy (Dude not cool) I know! Watch how fast it'll be leaving the shelfs My CD's got vocal cords that speaks for itself So if you play this at a party you can say that I'm to blame When you wake up next to a s*ut and you don't know her name Goddamn sh** happens when you sip yack and start tit grabbin' On any chick because you just has them Go ahead blame me, blame 3rd Degree too Blame music, blame CD's for the stupid sh** you do Cause [Hook x2] I finally came here to leave a stain On the game 70 mile will never be the same I'm here, I came, I don't wanna be the same But the song right here is just another cliche [Verse 2] Hello I'm Grew my real name's Tyler I drive a dodge spirit with four bald tires I have wet dreams about Lizzie McGuire And I'mma pull Jay-Z after this and just retire Cause I don't think anyone likes me They rather beat me to d**h with the nike Then see another CD on the shelf with this name Even though I just just came they're sayin' I'm insane Cause I said to your girlfriend to tropicana come downstairs And she's wondering since Grewsum dumped her At least I gave her back, gave her back You can have her, she ain't worthy amout piss in my bladder And what sad is I rather have a f**in' couple kiss And touching other b**h who can f** or s** a dick Or deal with people piss cause I'm sayin' f**in' sh** To all the kids that listening call your dad a f**ing prick [Hook x2] [Verse 3] Am I a rapper or a singer? The fact is that I'm neither I am remedy like cider, raps cooler than your freezer New movement I'm the leader, better yell at em like a teacher Moving faster than a tweaker, whip sharper than a cleaver My girl says I'm a cheater, at least I don't f**ing beat her Liquor in a two-liter, I'm an alcoholic creature Giving people the finger while I'm puking on my sneakers I ain't feelin' to good man I think I got a fever And the only prescription is cow bell... Feels good don't it? Just soak it in It's not even a beat but I love it Gully! [Hook x2]