Gretchen Wilson - The Earrings Song lyrics

Well I finally found a sitter who'd stay late on Friday night So I could do some dancin' underneath them neon lights Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin' up with my old man And I couldn't help but notice girl that you keep slinkin' by Stealin' his attention with the twinkle in your eye You're causin' an involuntary clenchin of the fingers on my hand So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can Dont make me take my earrings out Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about I'll throw you down and mop the floor A man like mine's worth fightin for Dont make me take my earrings out And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity Tryin to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen I dont wanna mess it up but trust me honey I aint scared to break a nail Yeah and I'd be glad to spend a night in jail (Aw hell!) So don't make me take my earrings out Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about If you come waltzin' by once more I'll drag your bu*t right out the door So don't make me take my earrings out (Ah-haw!) So don't make me take my earrings out Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about I'll throw you down and mop the floor A man like mine's worth fightin for Don't make me take my earrings out If you come waltzin' by once more I'll throw you down and mop the floor And drag your bu*t right out the door A man like mine's worth fightin for So don't make me take my earrings out!