Hey yeah [1st verse] Well, 5:30 pm rolls around, there's a lil ol' joint outside of town Only got time for just a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringin in my ears The next thing you know the bartenders pouring, shots are flowin, Got me stone man All i really know is that i should be goin But I'm soakin up the moment [Chorus] And I'm all jacked up (all jacked up) I'm all jacked up (all jacked up) Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing i've learned when you get tore up Time sure flies when you're all jacked up [2nd verse] It was gettin mighty close to 9 o'clock What the hell i'll have one more shot Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar Guess I might of must of gone a lil too far Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue Ten foot two with a bad attitude Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth I guess I had it comin i deserved it too [Chorus] Cause I was all jacked up (all jacked up) All jacked up (all jacked up) Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing i've learned when you get tore up, don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up [3rd Verse] Don't have to go home but you can't stay here That's what they said when I got my last beer Oh my god it's 2 o'clock I can't find my keys and my truck's locked So i grab a tire tool and i broke my window, hurt my elbow, got me in though 2 Foot later backed into the light pole All the town folk got a good show [Chorus] All jacked up (all jacked up) All jacked up (all jacked up) Don't believe I've ever had this much One thing i've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up Jacked up (all jacked up) (All jacked up) WOOOOO One thing I've learned when you get tore up, don't start no stuff when your all jacked up One thing I've learned when you get tore up Don't drive your car don't start no stuff in no bar Hell i wouldn't even tell anybody where you are When your all jacked up (all jacked up) All jacked up [Repeat to end] Yeah