Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son-of-a-gun I wear My jeans a little tight Just to watch the little boys come undone I'm here for the beer and the ball-busting band Gonna get a little crazy just because I can [Chorus] You know I'm here for the party And I ain't leavin' till they throw me out Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some You know I'm here, I'm here for the party I may not be a ten but the boys say I clean up good And if I gave 'em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would Ive been waitin' all week just to have a good time So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines [Repeat Chorus] Don't want no purple hooter shooter just some Jack on the rocks Don't mind me if I start that trashy talk! [Repeat Chorus twice]