Gregory Brothers - Cold As Hell lyrics

The world is now quite different It's getting rather hot But that don't mean that there can't be An occasional temperature drop This time for us is tied to Such a festive way of living When we are all fat fatties And not a single f**k is given Oh you know that Christmas is comin around When it's cold as hell And you know that Santa's comin to town When it's bout to get cold as hell We're freezin our a**es off around the nation At least there's one big consolation We're about to get smothered in gifts But that don't change that it's cold as sh*t You know that Frosty's comin to life When it's cold as hell You know you can find who's naughty or nice When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our a**es off around the world All the cold-a** boys and hypothermic girls Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells When it's cold as hell So long ago when I was an itty bitty baby The slightest hint of chill Made me moan and groan so awful crazy But now as I toil away On a frigid day scr*ping the car off No I don't mind a bit, won't quit There's a light at the end of the tunnel As I'm freezin my balls off As I'm freezin my balls off You know they're selling out of Nintendo Wii When it's cold as hell And there's a genocide of all the pine trees When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our a**es off around the nation At least there's one big consolation We're about to get smothered in gifts But that don't change that it's cold as sh*t You know you're gonna see friends and family When it's cold as hell And you're gonna fill up on pie and candy When it starts to get cold as hell We're freezin our a**es off around the world All the cold-a** boys and hypothermic girls Get ready for a hundred renditions of jingle bells When it's cold as hell Put on your gloves Put on your hat Go get your coat Snatch it off the coatrack If you forget You'll be in deep sh*t Cause it's cold as hell