your new way to cure my hangovers is to hit me repeatedly on the head with my grandmother's 1952 edition of Anna Karenina while shouting “audiobooks!” i enjoy spending time with you and i want you to express yourself but so far it is not working well. this Saturday i want everything to turn to dust. i want to eat all the dust and puke it up in my favorite restaurant so i will have to avoid that place for like 5 or 6 months until enough employees are fired and nobody remembers. it will happen suddenly when i am in bed on Youtube watching a video of Athonite monks chanting “have mercy on me” i will realize it and say, “now is the perfect time.”