Greg Wells - Ur So Gay lyrics

[Verse 1] I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf While jacking off listening to Mozart You b**h and moan about LA Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway You don't eat meat And drive electrical cars You're so indie rock it's almost an art You need SPF 45 just to stay alive [Chorus] You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like boys You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like… [Verse 2] You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal Secretly you're so amused That nobody understands you I'm so mean because I cannot get you out of your head I'm so angry because you'd rather MySpace instead I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup, and [Chorus] You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like boys You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like… [Bridge] Hey Oh, whoa-oh oh! La la la, la la la Do do do, bah bah bah Do do do, da da day You're so gay You're so gay [Interlude] You walk around like you're oh so debonair You pull them down and there's really nothing there I wish you would just be real with me [Chorus] You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like boys You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like Oh no no no no no no no You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like boys You're so gay and you don't even like boys No you don't even like No you don't even like No you don't even like........penis