Alice you're as strange as ever Cause whenever you come on by You welcome me over your shoulder Then you hang me out to dry Are you mean because it's in your nature? For me it's kind of hard to tell The boys say "can't you see she hates you?" I think you're lonely as a cheap motel But in your eyes Tell me what I see Just a hint of love Peeking out at me I don't care how small Just a little taste Might not be for me at all But Alice don't let it go to waste Alice you would walk for miles For the chance to put me in my place Beg me to come a little closer Then you tell me I'm a big disgrace Your mama was a double martini And your daddy gave up wearing clothes Now you're as cold as the Artic Circle Living where nobody goes But in your eyes Tell me what I see Just a hint of love Peeking out at me I don't care how small Just a little taste Might not be for me at all But Alice don't let it go to waste You start and won't stop laughing When I try to hold you tight I think you're as lonely as a Sunday morning That's never had a Saturday night