I'm staring down at my whiskey now, oh shucks Crying in the gra** and making bad sense, uh huh No one ever sees me cry She is my real tough guy And she never told me why But I know Because I knew it all when I looked into that creature's eyes She's a bull dyke and she makes me come to life each time Oh, she is such a real tough guy But I try to treat her great And no one ever hears me cry You're special person that way You're a scumbag and I'm sad about that, oh shucks That's the way I like it Makes me want to shout And she really drove me south I let her live at my house I'll just figure it out