Walking towards the boulevard She's studied it all before She buys herself a seat And sits on the floor She's taking in a picture show She doesn't know where to go Is it a film, or is it real? She went into the movie She's been there ever since She walked out to the lobby For a box of Junior Mints She never looks beyond the mirror Or the image that appears Well, I just watch the world go by And try to get her attention Scream at her And I yell and scream at her And I scream, ice cream, I scream I scream "Merry Eiffel Tower High!" And I scream "Merry Eiffel Tower High!" And I scream "Merry Eiffel Tower High!" And I scream "Merry Eiffel Tower High!" And I scream "Merry Eiffel Tower High!"