Greg Morrison - I Am Aldolpho lyrics

I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho. A ladies man who wins the claim, Aldolpho. Well lovely miss, I am the same Aldolpho. I introduce myself, I am Aldolpho. Nice to meet you; shall we? Not so fast. So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho. I'll try to make it very clear, 'Aldolpho'. The lovely ladies always cheer, "Aldolpho." When I repeat myself, I am Aldolpho. Understood. I can sing it high: Aldolpho! I can sing it low: Aldolpho. I can sing it very fast: Aldolpho. I can sing it very slow- -ly (spoken) I'd do it now, but it would take hours! Now let us see if you can remember my name! I'll give it a shot! Now who's the fellow that you see? Aldolpho. And how should you refer to me? Aldolpho. And who is it I'll always be? Aldolpho. Now sing it proudly. You are Aldo- -olpho! Now Let me spell it out for you! For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason because maybe you are hard of hearing or something... I don't know... It goes! A-a-a-a a-al Da-ha-ha-ha- ha-haL FF- -ff-ff-ff-ff- PFOL!!!! AAH! I AAAAM ALDALPHOL!!!! Aldalphol!!