Greg Morrison - Fancy Dress lyrics

My dress, my dress My fancy dress I don't know why I'm wearing it, I must confess My dress, my dress I love my dress Would someone tell me why I put it on? Yes yes Your dress, your fancy dress Twas such a pleasure airing it Restitching and repairing it God bless your dress It's one fine dress And I will tell you why you put it on Wedding bells will ring Wedding bells will chime Madam you're the hostess and it's happy wedding time Wedding bells will ding Wedding bells will gong Wedding bells will ding-a-ling And we will ding along Your dress, your dress Your fancy dress We're very very glad you put it on Wedding guests have come Wedding guests are here Wedding guests are at the door and soon they will appear I'm Robert The bridegroom I'm here to marry Janet The star of Feldzieg's Follys whom I love a lot I'm George That's George His best man George I'm honored to be doing what a best man ought Ah, Ms Tottendale Now don't worry, this whole wedding's gonna run like clockwork Oh, is there going to be a wedding? I'm Feldzieg Producer I lost my leading lady I gotta stop this wedding or I'm not worth squad I'm Kitty Just Kitty I came with Mr Feldzieg I'll be a leading lady if I get my shot We're pastry chefs We're pastry chefs We cross our hearts, we're pastry chefs No fakery A bakery Is what we've got Aldolpho, Aldolpho My name, it is Aldolpho I am the king of romance, so I kiss a lot You are the king of romance, so you kiss a lot Wedding bells will ring Wedding bells will chime Wedding bells will celebrate A happy wedding time Someone hasn't come Someone isn't here Where is Janet Van De Graaff? And when will she appear? It's Janet It's Janet It's Janet Van De Graaff I'm Janet Janet Van De Graaff Here to marry Robert Martin Giving up a life of glamour To tie a knot Am I late? I'm the chaperone Chaperone Of Janet Van De Graaff Maid of honor, friend and confidante And all that rot Where's the bar? A wedding, a wedding Hurray (It's prohibition, madam) A wedding, a wedding Hurray (Good thing I brought my own) A wedding, a wedding Today (Champagne makes me drowsy) It's really happening Truly happening Almost happening What is happening? I'm Trix The aviatrix Queen of the skies I circle through the stratus In my modern apparatus I'm Trix The aviatrix I've gotta fly I'll see ya when they tie The knot A wedding, a wedding Hurray Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling A wedding, a wedding A wedding's coming our way A wedding, a wedding Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling A wedding, a wedding It's really happening Truly happening Almost happening Surely happening Wedding bells will ring! Wedding bells will chime! Wedding bells will celebrate A happy wedding time Wedding bells will ding Wedding bells will dong Wedding bells will ding-a-ling And we will ding Along