[Verse 1] One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a who*e Uh-oh, hell no, how long till I reach the door? f** me, my feet are sore I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot a** mess I'll do my hair looks good cause I haven't slept yet! [Chorus] Make the elevator come a little faster I'm pushing all the bu*tons, but nothing's happening Please God don't let anybody see me Please God I'll do anything you ask of me I promise, no more walks of shame So walk this way (we're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (we're walking, we're walking) [Verse 2] Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum Where'd I get the wristband, tell me there's no tramp stamp One two three shoot, no I know that sh** ain't cute But damn the man it sure is fun, to party 'til the sun wakes up Okay now raise two hands if you've ever been guilty And clap clap clap clap clap it out if you've walked with me [Chorus] [Verse 3] I shouldn't have let 'Em take my keys, take my keys They left me here, with too much beer My friends, they hung me out to dry It's not my fault, and that's why I'm doin' the walk of shame [Chorus]