[Intro] Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table! [Keyboard Typing] Mom: Alex! Alex: Yeah, alright mum, I said I'm coming! Alex: *Sniff* Gosh [Verse 1] I work at home in my parent's basement I don't troll, I make statements I'm not a cliché sittin' in my PJ's Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday I'm like Drake, see, so don't hate me I get vexed if you don't appreciate me Real talk, I'll put the world to rights And, when I'm a big boy, I'm gonna write for Vice [Pre-Chorus] It's not for me, it must be wrong I could ignore it and move on But I'm a broadband champion A URL badman And if you're tryna call it art I'll have to take it all apart I got a high-brow game plan A URL Badman [Chorus] I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me Cause I'm a broadband champion A URL badman [Verse 2] Spectacles with no prescription Short shorts with conviction Supreme, Palace, APC Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me I'm a London white boy repping ATL Keyboard warrior that can't spell I don't like you, I think you're worthless I wrote a long piece about it up on my WordPress [Pre-Chorus] It's not for me, it must be wrong I could ignore it and move on But I'm a broadband champion A URL badman And if you're tryna call it art I'll have to take it all apart I got a high-brow game plan A URL Badman [Chorus] I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me Cause I'm a broadband champion A URL badman [Bridge] I like Jordans, Joyrich, DJ Skream sh** Complex, Pitchfork, Winnie The Pooh sh** I'm a space ghost perpetrator A bottom half of Idolator A check for Tyler the Creator Blogospheric vindicator A$AP, Kanye, XX remix Mike Jones, Paul Wall, I need a Kleenex I don't like girls much, they're kinda silly Unless, of course, they wanna play with my willy [Chorus] I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N with no empathy I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman I'm a U-R-L B-A-D M-A-N and you're dead to me Cause I'm a broadband champion A URL badman [Outro] I got a high-brow game plan A URL badman