[Verse 1] Do you think Everything Everyone Is going mental? It seems to me We're spiralling Out of control And it's inevitable Now don't you think This time is yours This time is mine? It's temperamental It seems to me We're on all fours Crawling on our knees Someone help us please [Pre Chorus I] Oh Jesus Christ almighty Do I feel alright? No not slightly I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it It's just the bureaucrats who won't give me a mortgage It's very funny cause I got your f**ing money And I'm never gonna get it just cause of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles [Hook] Oh yes, I'm fine Everything's just wonderful I'm having the time of my life [Verse 2] Don't you want Something else Something new Than what we've got here? And don't you feel It's all the same Some sick game And it's so insincere? I wish I could Change the ways Of the world Make it a nice place Until that day I guess we stay Doing what we do Screwing who we screw [Pre Chorus II] Why can't I sleep at night Don't say "it's gonna be alright" I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise And not feel bad about it for days and days and days All the magazines they talk about weight loss If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss I know it's not the life I chose But I guess that's the way that things go [Hook](x2) [Pre Chorus I] [Outro](x2) But I guess it's just the way that things go I suppose it's just the way the way the cookie crumbles