Greg Kotis - Mr. Cladwell lyrics

Cladwell I saw gray skies, foreboding and cold! I saw gray skies and made them rain gold! Now those skies aren't so bleak to behold! They're still gray But they pay For your sal'ries tenfold! I took this town that formerly stank I took this town and made it smell swa*k! I made flushing mean flush at the bank! I'm the man With the plan And so who should you thank? McQueen Whom? Chorus Mister Cladwell We're so thankful For that bank full of dough! You're a toreador And it's cash that you gore! Could we hope for much more? We really doubt it! Cladwell You may be right there! Chorus Mister Cladwell You've got riches Which is just what we need! We say Hail to you, the Duke of the ducats! Cladwell I can bring in bucks by the buckets! Chorus You're the master You're making money! Cladwell Faster still than bees making honey! Chorus You're Mister Cladwell! Hope Gosh Daddy, I never realized large, monopolizing corporations could be Such a force for good in the world Cladwell Few do McQueen All those coins That we take from the throng End up here Where those coins all belong Lots of coins Make our company strong! Cladwell Charging fees As we please Is our right - it's not wrong! McQueen We're not greedy as some make us seem We need funds for our big research team Dr. Billeaux Men in labcoats and test tubes with steam! Cladwell and McQueen What it shows No one knows But, hey, still we can dream! McQueen Of! Chorus Mister Cladwell Finding answers Curing cancers Of doubt! Your ambitions are high But you're Humble as pie! What a wonderful guy! We simply love you! Hope Da- Da, Da Da, Da, Daddy That's my Dad! Daddy Daddy That's my Daddy And I simply Love you! Cladwell You're making me blush now! Chorus Mister Cladwell You're so godly! Oddly perfect and right! Men You are continental, yet Unpretentious! Women Fancy-free, yet so conscientious! Men Wise but trendy, tough as a mountain! Chorus Goodness flows from you like a fountain! You're mister, you're Mister - Cladwell Cladwell! Chorus Cladwell!