Greg Brown - Bathtub Blues lyrics

I get so dirty, I get so dirty, I get so dirty, I get so dirty, I get so dirty, Gotta take a bath every night. I wash my nose, scrub my toes, Oh-oh Mama, forgot to take off my clothes. Now I'm swish-swish-swishin', Splash, splash, splashin', Goosh, goosh, gooshin', Slipping and a-sliding, Running down the hallway- My Mama's coming after me Papa's coming after me The dog is coming after me I'm afraid they're going to catch me Ob boy, am I in trouble- down the hall I go I fell asleep. I fell asleep. I was lying in the bathtub and I fell asleep. Such a nice warm bathtub, I fell asleep. Such a nice warm bathtub, I fell ... When I woke up in the morning I had turned into to a duck All the kids at school said "Oh, what a fool! He fell asleep in the bathtub! He turned into a duck!" Yea, but I just laughed and then I flew away. I get so dirty, I get so dirty, I get so dirty, I get so dirty, I get so dirty, Gotta take a bath every night