Green Velvet - Flash lyrics

Good evening parents Tonight I'm gonna take you on a tour Where the bad little kiddies go By any means necessary Some things that you quite won't be accustomed to So I decrypt each and everyone of you to be own individual Camera so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddies Doing these bad little things for tomorrow's paper So that will be 15 dollars And prepare to enter club bad Would you know it's not here than more than 30 seconds And already I see a bad little kid doing bad little things He is s**ing on a balloon Now this is not an ordinary balloon parents it is filled with nitrous oxide Laughing gas (Ha ha ha ha ha) But this is no laughing matter Cameras ready prepare to flash Now over here we have little Johnny and miss Joyce smoking on a joint This is not the thing to fo' I think we have to take pictures of these two Cameras ready prepare to flash Here we have some naughty naughty kids They bought in some of their own liquor to the park Now we can can not have that now can we Six packs and pints I think not so Cameras ready prepare to flash