Greasy C - MC p**y's Cat-astrophe lyrics

(Greasy C) They call me MC p**y 'cuz I poop in a box Then I wander around the house And chew on your socks So what if I'm a p**y? I'm no nancy I'm a model b**h I'm on the cover of Cat Fancy I sniff out rats and paw 'em to d**h Then abandon their corpse on your bloody doorstep I'm the cat's meow And I'm feline good Got nine full lives Of getting cozy in the 'hood So rub my stomach Or RMP I'm the prettiest kitty Y'all want to pet me (Reprehensible Beats) I'm the lyrical catastrophe I feel only apathy My encounters with women Are considered beastiality It's no abnormality It's only reality My rhymes are so grimy That I got 30 cavities I don't fear gravity 'cuz I land on my feet I've been rapping since you've been s**ing on a teet Meow, meow (MC p**y) p**y p**y p**y P-p-p**y p**y p**y p**y in the house p**y p**y p**y in the house (Greasy C) p**y p**y eating all the mouse (MC p**y) They call me bobcat And I'm f**ing up your food chain f** meat, eat cheese and a sh**-ton of whole grain Never trim my whiskers like my cat Teddy Mils They're my sixth sense that help me bring in the k** I'm the type of cat who loves to pull triggers f** mice, I'll k** them just like I did fingers I drink more milk than a newborn calf And my dick gets bigger than the neck of a giraffe (Gorgeous Steve) This p**y's so damn fly Making other pussies yearn Got barbs on my co*k Givin' p**y felines worms They said I got 9 lives This p**y begs to differ Not sure whether tuna, or chicken & liver After you f** with me You'll need f**ing medication Solitary brother to escape forcible castration Spend all goddamned day Plotting your demise I sure hope these mice Don't go to my thighs Wanna make me purr? Give me some goddamned yarn All my 'hood brothers Straight out of the barn Scars on my tongue from licking my own co*k I'm that house trained p**y that'll sh** in all your socks