Gravy Train!!!! - Burger Baby lyrics

Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize Cuz I'm a starving motherf**er who wants much bigger thighs Get so horny when a onion ring gets f**ed by a fry What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool I just don't care what they say (BURGER BABY) Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you, it's cool And we'll be happy that way (BURGER BABY) I'm the kinda lady who will get down and spread Spray that sh** all over me till Carl Junior is dead Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed Weepin' like a b**h one night I just couldn't stand it Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn't planned it Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don't understand it!" I said "BURGER ABORTION I DON'T ASK IT I DEMAND IT!!!!" What can I do? Can't k** you, I love you, I do I'll just raise you up as my son (BURGER BABY) Know what I'll do, won't k** you, I love you, I do And you'll be my only one (BURGER BABY)