Graveltrap - Dog's Life lyrics

Oh how i'd like a girlfriend So I could stick her on the shelf Next to my shiney trophies To show her off when you come 'round But if she spoke to me I'd spank her on my knee Cause she would have to be The kind of girl that doesn't want a life (WHOA) 'Cause i'm a man now (WHOA) I have to follow macho rules (WHOA) and if I break them (WHOA) the lads just won't think that i'm cool Oh how i'd like to leave home And start life all of my own I'd get a job and pay the bills Get a new car and mobile phone But then at 43 I'd wake up suddenly And realise that i have wasted All the fun years of my life (WHOA) 'Cause i'm grown up now (WHOA) I have to follow grown up rules (WHOA) and if I break them (WHOA) I won't fit in this world at all Oh how i'd love to go to uni- Versity for my degree I'd spend 4 years of my life Around the best of company But what if afterwards I had become a nerd And realised that what I learnt Will be of f** all use to me (WHOA) 'Cause i'm a student (WHOA) I have to follow student rules (WHOA) and if I break them (WHOA) Ill get my arse kicked out of school Who says i want to be in school Who says i want a job at all Who says i can't be nearly dead And still be acting like a kid If being a man means being like you I think I'd rather act the fool I will not copy what you do Cause i ain't turning out like you