Grateful Dead - Ain't It Crazy (The Rub) lyrics

Man got the rub on, sister got the rub They're goin' around doing the rub, the rub Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' that thing. Two old ladies was lying around in bed One turned over and this is what she said, Mama tell the chicken her body was a duck Put him on the table with his feet sticking up Two old ladies playing in the sand, each one wishing the other was a man Well I see that woman goin behind the hill I'm gonna find that girl, I'm gonna do my will Well I feel so good, well I feel so fine All I gotta do is drink that wine I say the little old rooster called the little old hen He said he had no lungs, ain't got no wing.