[Verse 1] There is no culture is my brag Your taste for bullsh** reveals a lust for a home of office This is the home of the vain! This is the home of the vain! Where are the obligatory n******gs? Hey there f**face! Hey there f**face! There are twelve people in the world The rest are paste This is the home of the vain! This is the home of the vain! [Verse 2] I just left the Hotel Amnesia I had to go there Where it is I can't remember But now I can remember, now I can remember Hafta! Hafta! Message for yer! Message for yer! Too much reliance on girl here On girls here, behind every shell-actor Snobbier Snobbier Too much romantic here I destroy romantics, actors k** it! k** it! k** it a! k** it! k** it a! You won't find anything more ridiculous than this new profile razor unit Made with the highest British attention to the wrong detail Become obsolete units surrounded by hail The Cla**ical! The Cla**ical! The Cla**ical! Hotel Aggro! Message for yer! Message for yer! The Cla**ical! Parallax! One of the millenium of conspiracy Forever I know it means a lot of stomach gas I know it means alot of stomach gas [Chorus, of a sort] I've never felt better in my life I've never felt better in my life [Verse 4] Parallax! The Cla**ical! Stomach gas [Chorus] I've never felt better in my life I've never felt better in my life [Verse 5] Parallax! Millenium of conspiracy Play out Cla**ical [Chorus] I've never felt better in my life Better in my life