Grant Hart - Teeny's Hair lyrics

Teeny's hair hangs down gently to her shoulder She doesn't look any older Than she did when she was young There is a room filled with the stolen Mona Lisas De Milo's broken pieces That's where the pictures are hung When he arrives all of the men with badges trust him Take a Spanish door through customs It's no crime, it is no crime Ascending the stairs Where you accept the Legion of Honour And the mark of Cain is upon her For all time, yes for all time Take my knights away Sweep all my horses off of the table Tell me strategies if you're able Show me how the game can be played We go to the place where all the re-named roses gather And the bearded ladies lather To be shaved, oh to be shaved