Grand Agent - Two b**hes lyrics

[Grand Agent] It'sa-uh-uh-UHH! Yknahmean? Big up! All my live n***as Keepin thangs in check, yknahms.. [Chorus: x2] I got what? "Two b**hes" Sayin no names I got what? "Two b**hes" They be stakin they claim I got what? "Two b**hes" But I ain't ashamed I got what? "Two b**hes" I f** 'em the same [Grand Agent] It's a uh, yo, yo-yo When I be f**in wit my Caucasoid b**h, word up She pull the handcuffs out then I lock the herb up Yeah, but when I f** my African-American babe She want her breakfast in bed, I make the white one the maid Now I thrust with the force of course in either case But the black one, she always wanna be in my face So it's easy to mistake the white one for hoe And the professional way she execute the head blow Now, I'm a b-boy who enjoy his freedom But It's nothing worse than having no b**hes when ya need 'em That's why I keep a pair nearby for my provisions My wish is their command, my command is their religion You think it's f**ed up? Then it'll stay f**ed up Stay away if you feel you too good to s** nuts I couldn't care less what you think of me I got two b**hes and them can't wait to get a drink of me [Chorus] [Grand Agent] Met the n***a b**h cruisin in the white b**h car Told her give ya p**y to me, you'll be a big star And I try to be a man of my word so what I did Is told the white b**h to work a double shift, I need the crib Invited forty n***as to the spot no doubt And broadcast the VHS of me bussin it out n***as all on the dick for like a good two weeks Tryin to know how a broke n***a keep two freaks I met the white b**h at this open mic café When I was done spillin my spill, she walked my way And said the poetry was like Spanish fly in her drink I could tell before dawn I would be in the pink So it was just formality we chit chat for a while On the way to her rest, I stop off for Lifestyles She was bent totally, so I pushed the Ac' gunnin it She pa**ed out, that's when I met the black one and sh** [Chorus] [Grand Agent] It's a uh, what And listen up, one paid and one dead broke One scared of the dick, the other live for the deep throat One dropped out and one went to college But they both wanna be the only one, do the knowledge No b**h can be everything to a king The b**h who recognize that, she get promoted to queen Otherwise, they'll keep wonderin why To them my dick is lightnin and thunder, it rain when they cry Mad tears of joy and pain for the b-boy Christ Who fell to temptation when I brought the bliss to they life Yeah they hate to see me go even though I came to cum It's not about the s** or the pain that I brung We be buildin relations in between the ep's Exchangin our philosophies, gettin further in depth But God forbid deeper than my dick go Just enough to keep 'em happy like a f*ggot in Frisco I got.. TWO b**hezzzzzzzz [Chorus: x4 to fade]