I dunno why you love me baby I dunno why you care I'm losin'my memory I'm losin'my hair I lost my car keys around here somewhere I'm part of the furniture I'm stuck to that chair So i dunno why you love me baby I dunno why you care Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear I'm livin' in the suburbs And wearin' bad clothes Bar-becuing hot dogs And keepin'a clean nose My best friend's a hillbilly With a moonshine still Actually i'm lyin' He's an accountant named bill So i don't know why you love me baby I don't know why you care Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear Chorus Socks'n'sandals As i hold onto your love handles Socks'n'sandals As i hold onto your love handles Porcelain ducks are lined Up on my mantle Fish in a pond and One of them's a fantail One of those clocks with The rays like the sun I eat my dinner with My raincoat on So i don't know why you love me baby I dunno why you care Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear Chorus I got that midnite-blue painting Of that oriental girl You know the big-eyed one Yeah you see her everywhere Cooking sherry and a velveteen chair And in the evening i sit right there So i dunno why you love me baby I dunno why you care Socks'n' sandals that's what i wear