One day there'll be a museum of stupidity Where we can hang ourselves and throw away the key Along with the attitudes of the pmrc And this bullsh** drug war full of hypocrisy The banning of 2 live crew They'll probably put 2 live crew in there, too A museum of stupidity, oh yeah One day there'll be a museum of stupidity We'll fill it up with exhibits of idiocy We'll throw in religion and what it really means A way to hammer nails through the back of your brains The japanese trawlermen Who k** everything that moves and call it zen Museum of stupidity, oh yeah Look at the walls of the museum of stupidity You're bound to find there every advert on american tv And every page of the british gutter press We got it for nothing, it was going for less And we'll hang it from roof to floor And throw away the key after locking the door The museum of stupidity The museum of stupidity The museum of stupidity, oh yeah Oh yeah