They call him sweet, sweet Johnny, ohh, Sweeter than the month of May. And if Johnny is in town, There ain't no way, The girls will go to school that day. See him and that girl dancing cheek to cheek Oh, I wish it was me 'Cause they look so sweet, But they never call round no more, Since Hollywood opened the door. Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather They call her: Heil, heil Heather, ohh, Salute her when she walks down the street, And if Heather happens to be on the beach, You know the boys won't be too far out of reach. Why don't I get my daddy's car, And knock those f**ers down Cause they've gone too far, And they never call round no more, Since Hollywood opened the door. Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil heil Heather Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather Sweet sweet Johnny, Heil Heil Heather I'm feeling so alone tonight, And there's no-one on that telephone, And there's no, "You come over", yeah that'll be right, And I said: "What a way to spend my Saturday night" Then I went. Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo Do do do doo, do do do do doo