Gorgeous Steve - RAPTORS Ain't Your Friends (RAPTORS Ate Your Friends) lyrics

(Greasy C) Shut up Schnarfel Shut up Schnarfel Schnarfel, Come back! (Senator B) Who are RAPTORS? What is RAPTORS? I AM RAPTORS You are RAPTORS WE ARE RAPTORS (Chorus x4) RAPTORS AIN'T YOUR FRIENDS RAPTORS, RAPTORS ATE YOUR FRIENDS (Gorgeous Steve) Yo, RAPTORS comin' at you with forks and knives Gonna stake some piggies like it's Lord of the Flies (SB) Yo, I wake up in the mornin' and I'm trying to eat some people I cooked up Finding Nemo and I'll cook the f**ing sequel (GC) Gonna have a cook-out so I gotta find a friend to k** Stab 'em in the back so I can slap 'em on the grill Playing k** in the woods, your friends are playing catch-up RAPTORS always win, so we eat a lot of ketchup (GS) Welcome, my friends, to the big RAPTOR picnic Friends' legs on the grill, you can call it a shindig (GC) Got an empty belly so you better run I'm dreamin' and droolin' about you, in a bun (Chorus x4) (SB) Yo, eatin' up your friends drinkin' embryonic egg nog Open up some fast food call it MC-Your Dog (GS) You are cordially invited to a RAPTOR Thanksgiving Throwin' gravy on some babies J. Swift made all the trimmings (SB) Dip that a** in bu*ter Throw in some skin seasoning (All) Yeah, I'll eat your friends (SB) Is RAPTOR reasoning (GC) I like my friends with spices and a little sumthin' summthin' You can tell when I'm hungry, when I'm eyein' your cousin (GS) Yo, RAPTORS' gettin' baked like your friends in the oven But don't' ask for the secrets to your mama's corn muffins (SB) Yo, I won't't just eat your friends I'll eat mine too I even ate my own twin while I was chillin' in the womb Yo, RAPTORS don't like you Even if we say so Invite us to your house and chances are we'll say: NO (GS) Fryin' Samuel Sausage on the charcoal grill And I just put your boy Jeffrey Through my pasta MILL (GC) I hate all my friends So I turned 'em to chum They used to be an a** So I ate their bum (GS) Yo, I chopped up your girl Then threw her in the fryer But, oh sh**, I have some clothes That I left in the dryer (SB) Yo, I'm eatin' Peter Pie and cookin' Fred Fries Cannibal? Nah nah nah, I don't deny I'll eat your whole f**ing town like it was the Book of Eli (GC) Makin' meat pies with your girlfriend's thighs Force-fed that b**h 'cuz I like 'em super sized (GS) I'll eat your girlfriend out Then I'll eat her for dinner Since she's been our friend Carol's sure lookin' trimmer (GC) I am only happy When I'm eatin' friend pâté Guzzle it down With a hot blood latté (SB) Yo, I could go for some HUMAN BODY Next time that I'm hungry I'll eat your neighbor, Tommy (GS) Yo, I don't eat no beef But I sure love your friends Man, I'm bakin' a loaf But I'll save you the ends (SB) Look around at your reunion and all the people you'll be outliving Oh, by the way I ate your uncle Bill for Thanksgiving (GS) RAPTORS fel**te your friends And devour thereafter You'll be sorry, my dear For befriending these RAPTORS (Chorus x4) b*tch