GoRemy - I DOMINATE!!! lyrics

[Verse 1: GoRemy] Why should you hire me? Why should I work for you! I got a good work ethic Check out my performance reviews This isn't a performance review It's a receipt for play dough Look, I have no idea Whose that is, okay yo? I make revenues appear Like I be a magician And my personal tenets Mirror the company mission And, yo, I got an MBA Ah, business administration? Nah, I got a masters In being amazing What's your greatest strength? Just one? Don't make me laugh Here's a graph I made which calculates My awesomeness at graphs I'm a proven team player And a real tough guy What's your biggest weakness? Chocolate goes right to my thighs... Here's a copy of my resume You're welcome, by the way Oh, and one more thing... I DOMINATE!!! [Hook: GoRemy] Monday, Thursday, Tuesday, Friday Wednesday's when I do it my way Weekends we can safely state That I'm a freakin dominate! [Verse 2: GoRemy] In the AM I ain't playing I decide what to do Board game? Cards? Super KO Boxing 2? But first I gotta brush my teeth Get up out my bedding Cuz beaten and gingivitis Are two things I ain't getting I can't decide Which mouthwash to try But watch out plaque You're about to get genocide-d Shampoo and conditioner Yeah, what you gonna do They're both in the same bottle Cuz I told them to You don't separate your laundry? I do't have to there, smart guy Cuz when you dominate No need for laundry apartheid A1 like the sauce B2 like the vitamin Droppin straight bombs Nah, you won't believe the fight I'm in C2 D2 Man, you sunk me! Yeah, I'm throwing more 2's Than an angry monkey Well you might be better at this Understatement. Wrong That's like saying Oedipus KINDA liked his mom Moving on to some chess Roam the board like I own it Taking all your tiny dudes Yeah talk about PAWN-AGE! Think your little horsey Gonna mess with me? Boom pop, next stop Glue factory! Finally found a tough card game Against a solid player Then I realized I was playing solitaire Running out of competition Don't know what to do Hit up Glu Mobile (Glu Mobile!) For some Super KO Boxing 2 I'm the king of the ring Please excuse the euphamism Now get up out my way I'm-a engage in pugilism With a left and a left And a right and a right Can you feel I'm the king Of Weenieville tonight?? You know I rule this town And I'll hit you with another I'm-a be Chris Brown You be my substantial other Dodging and weaving My defense is hot I got more duck Than a Chinese Restaurant Fighting 15 Cent But a call is waiting Dude, I'll call you back I be dominating! Super KO Boxing 2? I hear that's good on the iPhone Seriously dude, I gotta Beat this guy on my phone Wait, don't you always lose To like one of the first guys anyway? Uh...no... [Hook] In the bathroom... Fax machine... Crossing the street... In Pilates cla**... Origami... Sidewalks...