Goose a.k.a Scott Dambrot - OFF THE POT lyrics

[Verse 1: GOOSE] THE MINUTE THAT I STOP'S THE MINUTE THAT RAP DIES THE MINUTE THAT DOGS FLY AND PIGS GROW WINGS THE MINUTE THAT THE ALIENS COME DOWN IN SPACESHIPS HELL FREEZES OVER AND THE FAT LADY SINGS YOU COULD TWIST MY ARM TILL IT BREAKS I AIN'T TAPPING PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TILL I DIE I AIN'T FLINCHING YOU LISTENING TO THE STORY OF MY LIFE THIS AIN'T RAPPING I BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS AND NEVER HAD NO COMPETITION I JUST BOUGHT A HALF POUND OF HAZE AND A STRONG LIGHTER I'M NOT A POTHEAD DOG I'M A SONGWRITER AND SONGWRITERS SMOKE WEED ALL DAY I SPENT TEN YEARS ON MY FEET ALL DAY NOW I'M TRYING TO STACK CHIPS LIKE FRITO-LAY THIS IS OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP WE DONT PLAY WE JUST RHYME SO GO ON SPIT AND TAKE A WALK WITH THAT POP RAP BULLsh*t GO ON GET [Hook: GOOSE] EITHER sh*t OR GET YOURSELF OFF THE POT NOW CUZ THINGS ARE GETTING REALLY REALLY HOT NOW WROTE 400 SONGS THAT I NEED TO RECORD AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE [Verse 2: GOOSE] I'M THINKING YOU NERDS BETTER JUST STICK TO THE BIRDS I WAS RHYMING WHEN YOU WAS TOO LITTLE TO THINK AND SAY WORDS WHEN YOU WAS ALL SCRUNCHED UP LIKE HATCHED IN THE FETAL I WAS IN SOME DIRTY RAP CLUB SCRATCHING THE NEEDLE INCONSPICUOUS THE TRICK TO THIS IS THINKING IT'S NO THING YOU FIGURED IT'S HIS NECKLACE BUT LOOK AT HIS GOLD RING METICULOUS RIDICULOUS BUT LOOK IT, IT'S SO BLING TOO QUICK WITH THIS, THE WICKEDIST THE KING OF THIS WHOLE THING I SWEAR TO fu*kING GOD IF I DON'T GET UP IN THIS VOCAL BOOTH AND SHOW THE PROOF TO ALL THESE LOCAL YOKELS THAT DON'T KNOW THE TRUTH AND SAY TO ME THE THINGS THAT THEY SAY TO ME WHEN THEY HATE ON ME AND LABEL ME SOMETHING THAT IM NOT CUZ I'M HOT AND I DON'T MEAN HOT IN THE SENSE OF HOPPING THE FENCE OR SELLING ALL MY PUBLISHING TO HOP IN A BENZ I'M A CHILL ON MY TONE YEAH CHILL ON MY THRONE fu*k YA'LL I COULD PROBABLY SELL A MILL ON MY OWN [Hook: GOOSE] EITHER sh*t OR GET YOURSELF OFF THE POT NOW CUZ THINGS ARE GETTING REALLY REALLY HOT NOW WROTE 400 SONGS THAT I NEED TO RECORD AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE [Verse 3: GOOSE] YOU CALL YOURSELVES PRODUCERS TO ME YOUR JUST LOSERS SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALI GOOSE IS BETTER THAN THESE DUECES AND EBENEZER SCROOGES THE RECORD BUSINESS NOWADAYS JUST A BUNCH A MOOCHES AND BLOOD su*kING LEECHES KIDS WITH NO CLASS AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO GIVE SO DON'T ASK AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY SO DONT STARE AND I DON'T GIVE A fu*k WHAT YOU THINK I DON'T CARE I'M NOT OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS I'M HOPING THAT YA QUESTIONS REVOLVE AROUND THE MUSIC AND THINGS TO BE THEY AIN'T NEVER GONNA PUT ME ON NO TV SHOW CUZ MY REALITY IS NOTHING FOR THESE KIDS TO SEE LISTEN I STARTED OUT MY RAP CAREER DISSING ALL THE COMPETITION TILL THEY TOLD ME TO CHILL BUT ON THE SEQUEL TO THIS SECOND RECORD I SWEAR TO GOD THESE LITTLE b*tchES GONNA CATCH AN ASS WHIPPING FOR REAL [Hook: GOOSE] EITHER sh*t OR GET YOURSELF OFF THE POT NOW CUZ THINGS ARE GETTING REALLY REALLY HOT NOW WROTE 400 SONGS THAT I NEED TO RECORD AND THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO WASTE