Goose a.k.a Scott Dambrot - FRIEND REQUEST lyrics

[Verse 1: GOOSE] IT ALL STARTED WITH THIS GIRL NAMED SALLY BANGING ASS BODY NINETEEN OUT AT CALI INTO FAST CARS STRIP TEASE AND LEATHER IN HER PROFILE PIC SHE'S GOT HER TITTIES SQUEEZED TOGETHER LEFT ME A COMMENT DESPITE THE BIRDS SAID SHE REALLY LIKED CHRISTINE AND MEMORIZED THE WORDS LOVED THE BADMAN SONG AND BEAT ME TUNE AND SHE'D LIKE TO COME TO SCOTTSDALE AND MEET ME SOON HMMM I WAS LIKE THAT'S A THOUGHT SO I HIT HER BACK QUICK WITH A THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT BUT NOW SHE'S SENDING NUDEY PICS SAYS SHE'S THINKING OF ME ABOUT TO LEAVE HER MAN FOR ME AND TYPING THAT SHE LOVE ME I ASKED D ABOUT HER HE TOLD ME SHE'S A JOCKER AND SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA STALK ME AND I NEED TO JUST BLOCK HER BEFORE I GOT TO GET ONLINE DEAD IT AND END IT SHE FORGOT TO SIGN OUT AND HER BOYFRIEND READ IT [Hook: GOOSE] BEFORE YOU SEND THAT FRIEND REQUEST LET ME WARN YOU ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE ONLINE THAT'S WHY I NEVER SHOW MY FACE AND BE CAREFUL WHO I TALK TO CUZ NOWADAYS ON MYSPACE PEOPLE STALK YOU [Verse 2: GOOSE] NEXT DAY I GET THIS NEW FRIEND REQUEST FROM A SCARY LOOKING GUY WITH A KEVLAR VEST KID LOOKS LIKE HE SPENT TIME FOR SHANKING DUDES AND HIS WHOLE BODY'S INKED UP WITH GANG TATOOS I SHOULD OF STOPPED THEN WOULD OF IF I COULD OF DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE WAS NUMBER ONE ON SALLY'S TOP 10 HE SAID HE'S GONNA BEAT ME FILL ME UP WITH BULLET HOLES CHOP ME INTO LITTLE PIECES CUT ME UP AND EAT ME SO I WAS LIKE fu*k THAT I AIN'T GETTIN EATEN FOOL YOU EVER COME UP HERE YOU BOUND TO CATCH A BEATING I THOUGHT IT WAS A THREAT DIDN'T THINK THAT HE WAS COMING IF I DID I WOULD OF PACKED UP ALL MY sh*t AND STARTED RUNNING CUZ THIS MOTHERfu*kER'S ON SOME PSYCHO sh*t I MEAN SOME STRAIGHT UP STONE COLD PSYCHO sh*t SO NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO GET STALKED OR EVEN DEAD OVER SOME GIRL I NEVER KNEW TALKED TO OR EVEN MET [Hook: GOOSE] BEFORE YOU SEND THAT FRIEND REQUEST LET ME WARN YOU ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE ONLINE THAT'S WHY I NEVER SHOW MY FACE AND BE CAREFUL WHO I TALK TO CUZ NOWADAYS ON MYSPACE PEOPLE STALK YOU [Verse 3: GOOSE] TWO WEEKS LATER I'M HOPING THAT IT'S FINISHED PEAKING OUT MY WINDOW ALMOST EVERY 20 MINUTES HE ISN'T ONLINE THOUGH I KEEP CHECKING HIS PAGE AND SALLY HASN'T LOGGED ON FOR 13 DAYS KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THIS MOTHERfu*kING DOOR GOOSE KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THIS MOTHERfu*kING DOOR GOOSE KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THIS MOTHERfu*kING DOOR NOW I'M LIKE OH sh*t I AIN'T GOT A PIECE HERE GUESS I BETTER GO QUICK THERE WASN'T NO TIME TO CALL THE COPS OR TRY TO HIDE UNDER THE TABLE TILL THE GUNFIRE STOPS CUZ RIGHT ABOUT NOW IF I DONT DIP THEN I'M A DEAD DUCK JUMP OUT THE WINDOW TIME EITHER THAT OR GET BUCKED FELL THREE FLOORS STILL HERE WOW BUT I ROLL AROUND THE CITY IN MY WHEELCHAIR NOW HAVE FUN GETTING STALKED KILLED OR CHASED OUT HERE AND THAT'S THE REASON THAT YOU NEVER SEE MY FACE OUT HERE [Hook: GOOSE] BEFORE YOU SEND THAT FRIEND REQUEST LET ME WARN YOU ONLY FOOLS FALL IN LOVE ONLINE THAT'S WHY I NEVER SHOW MY FACE AND BE CAREFUL WHO I TALK TO CUZ NOWADAYS ON MYSPACE PEOPLE STALK YOU