(intro skit) Calling cq calling cq calling cq 15 Yeah yeah yeah this is cq, this is cq here This is 4z4 american george calling Oh, 404 america joe! yeah! Curious George more like! Gwash nosh the slow flow bistro overload Root beer float gla**es reloaded he noted Belly bent and mind exploded now quoted Munching on the curly wurly surely sugar coated Potbelly bloated, early daily yearly soaked In soda fold up the mixed shawarma he sold it Promoted to tahini overlord, get loaded Moreover overdose on fools gold he boasted Gwash it! Squash it! Nosh the hamentashen! [Spin the dreidel, double down on gimel Ladle shot of quilla, gulp it down your swizzle Hannukah dinner, snack it like gelfilte-fish-grizzle Tash locate the matzo with hammer and chisel I felt a drop of drizzle whistle past ears eyes And common sense, damn that torah's dense, yes indeed! Gotta fetch the oil at alarming speed Read all about it — biblical times daily decree Knead the challah dough, let my people go Pharoh cmon! pyramids out of style for sure Pointy stack of brick make my back hurt like a prick Now we going on paid leave with the babe from the reeds] Wash it! Slosh it! Pump it up, now pop it! Puma subarus crooning down the voodoo Standing up all lulus and avoiding bad juju Who knew that gwash worked his way to abuja Fueled by cool hops and a stack of lunar moolah Now days you'll find him soaking in the sauna Last seen spinning salt scented like a shawarma On my honor, we thought he was a goner Emerged three days later cross my heart man's madonna (outro skit) Hurry up guys I don't have all da-BOINK More dishes! AHHHHH RUHH RUHH RUHH WOOAH Did you just say something?