Welcome to the Swag Wagon, Baby [Verse 1: MC Low Income Housing] Welcome to the Swag Wagon We ride all the fine dragons Every day's a party here Every day we have no fear Ghost Weasel Has invaded your conscious mind Cooler than a chili dog Always the meat kind You can call me brother But not cause I'm a priest 618-451-111(1) at least Cooking in the kitchen b**hes making food Always eating chicken Frying in the nude Inconsistent pizza Unmelted cheeze 5 dollar pizza either way. Yes please! Please stop Please stop Please stop Police dub Sidewalk Real talk f** the cops Yeah! I'm a wife beater Puppy eater Engine diesel Ghost weasel Yeah yeah yeah yeah f** the public service employees They're nothing but old racist boyeez Hating on me cause I'm a minority f**ing white people only drink soy milk [Hook] Welcome to the Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Swagging in my Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Welcome to the Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Swagging in my Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) [Verse 2: Goof] All the pringle babies Bells jingle rabies Chip a tooth blue ginger hair fire hades Back to the 80s Tigers eat Mercedes Gonna sell it out waiting on a twisted daisy Running errants all day, day walker Yo, I'm your daddy but you ain't Skywalker Snapback yarmulkes are the new fake Ray Bans Tap tempo easy bu*ton tap it like a caveman Hey man, hey man Double it 8chan Off brand ba** make way for black Bieber Yo I want a cookie I'm a f**ing chairleaner Dogg, I don't bark. Eat a tree save a beaver Stoners go from Little Rock to Kansas City Chiefers It's the goof herd, flyer than a handout What's the real deal with these smoothies in a can about? [Hook] Welcome to the Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Swagging in my Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Welcome to the Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Swagging in my Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB [Hook] Welcome to the Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Swagging in my Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Welcome to the Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon) Swagging in my Swag Wagon (Swag Wagon)