Good Clean Fun - [Bonus Track] lyrics

[Issa:] Hi there, this is Mr. Issa from Good Clean Fun You might remember me from such albums as Shopping for a Crew, On the Streets Saving the Scene From the Forces of Evil and Straight Outta Hardcore I'm here to talk to you today about SEX [Kelly:] Issa it says S-X-E [Issa:] Oh, right, I'm here to talk to you about straight edge Straight edge isn't for everyone But I want to tell you what it's important to me There are a lot of different reasons and it changed over the years Back when I was 16 I was really angry about all the peer pressure to smoke, to do d**, and alcohol Straight edge was there to tell me I wasn't alone in thinking it was okay not to drink There were other people out there who wanted to live poison free Now that I'm 25 [Kelly:] Actually you're closer to 35 [Issa:] Hey, young till I die Anyway, now that I'm older I'm still deeply disturbed by the cigarette and alcohol companies They lie about health and other dangers They portray women and men badly And they specifically target children and poor people They are definitely not getting my money