I am your p**y You are my tramp Don't want to f** you Just hear you rap Miow... miow... miow... You can be a cat too Not often lonely As you see I'm a cat with a flat cap Be careful or I might scratch you Or turn into a witch And fly away on my broomstick I only want to know you I only want to lick you I only want to feed you Every bit of fish and chips that I can find to feed you Give it to you I am your p**y You are my tramp Don't want to f** you Just hear you run Miow... miow... miow... You can be a cat too Shadow tied to a tree Sometimes I slide away To be free Cover you with a warm dark mothering Fill you with animal love Carry you away into the sky Cos I love you love you love you Even though you make me freeze And you say I'm only just a dog Who can't control his fleas And I love you love you love you On the roofs and on the floor And I really can't believe That we have never met before I only want to know you I only want to lick you I only want to feed you Every bit of fish and chips that I can find to feed you Give it to you